Sardars are stereotyped as blonde in USA. But in general, author has found Sardars as very good friends, hardworking and fun loving people. Intent of these jokes are not to hurt anybody but to have fun.

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'.

2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?' The Sardar replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc....' Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother owns an apple shop in US.

One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere. He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.

Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.

A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is?

Sardarji replied $2 a pound.

Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools.

Sardarji replied, some are some are not.

Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station.

Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take.

The Sardar's Y2K Problem

Dear Sir,

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?

Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely,

Santa Singh

Y2K Project leader

A letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates....

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.

We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes. But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced this problem only in Password field.

We checked with Hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.

But I request u to check this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer.

There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder.

We request u to add the same in future.

There is an option called "RUN" in menu. One of my neighbours, Mr Gurnaa Singh, after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request u change that to "SIT". So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click "Re cycle bin". I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as "Re scooter bin" available in the system?

In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also. Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously

Banta Singh