Movies and Logic... Nah. But Indian movies take it to next level. Tamil movies are from a part of India and Rajanikanth is one of the "stylish" hero. Here are few examples from his movies.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his Head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a fewScenes

• Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it

And he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

• In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. Knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

•  Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.

Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... TheGangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that atleast one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

Once all the scientists died and went to heaven............

They decided to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein was the one who had the den. He was supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.....

Everyone started hiding except Newton. Newton just drew a square of 1 meter and stood in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counted 1,2,3...... 97,98,99..100... He opened his eyes and found Newton standing in front. Einstein said "newton's out..newton's....out !!! "

Newton denied and said, "I am not out".. He claims that he is not Newton.. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.. That makes me Newton per meter squared, since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

- Contributed by <Anonymous>

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag nd put it beneath the mango tree on the north sideof the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji