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Lost Child :) PDF Print E-mail
Written by SVTechie   
Tuesday, 31 October 2006

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me." _

 
Movies & Law of Physics PDF Print E-mail
Written by admin   
Friday, 29 September 2006

Movies and Logic... Nah. But Indian movies take it to next level. Tamil movies are from a part of India and Rajanikanth is one of the "stylish" hero. Here are few examples from his movies.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his Head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a fewScenes

  • Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
And he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
  • In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. Knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

  •  Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... TheGangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that atleast one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

 
Sardar strikes once again PDF Print E-mail
Written by admin   
Monday, 17 July 2006
Dr. Manish Sinha, a psychotherapist, employed a sardar painter to paint  his name plate. He clearly instructed the sardar to give ample space between  the words and left for his clinic.

On his return in the evening, he was astonished at the sight of the name plate that was hung to his gate. It read:

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Chanakya Quotes PDF Print E-mail
Written by SVTechie   
Friday, 14 July 2006
"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth." Chanakya (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 
Chanakya Quotes PDF Print E-mail
Written by SVTechie   
Friday, 14 July 2006
"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person." Chanakya (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 
Chanakya Quotes PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 14 July 2006
"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends." Chanakya (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )
 
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